Good advices about how to NOT get along with pole dancers

1. be sure to ask if they have decided to do a striptease
2. report them immediately that bruises and scratches are absolutely not attractive
3. if you're talking to a girl, tell her that she will be muscular and not beautiful
4. ask them, if they're planning to keep jumping on that their pipe till retirement
5. say them, that you would practice it too, but your friends and family might take you in a wrong way
6. when you're in the club with the pole, ask them:"Hey! Come on! Dance something!"
7. remember: your opinion is very important to them

That's it ! You're all set and know how to communicate !